oh god the rape fog is back!
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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