I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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