Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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