Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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