I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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