I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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