I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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