Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Randomize
