glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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