No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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