your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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