How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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