What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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