she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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