Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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