Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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