She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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