Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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