around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm at about main and main street
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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