I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Randomize
