They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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