East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
