The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He better not be in your backpack
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
