Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
North Korea, Best Korea!
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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