For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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