How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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