All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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