I can't breathe out the right side of my face
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize