I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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