Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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