either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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