'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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