I will die if light touches me.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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