Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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