im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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