I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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