I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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