dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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