Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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