Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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