so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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