just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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