what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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