Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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