I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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