these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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