I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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