i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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