they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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