Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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