I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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