he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize