I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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