READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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