Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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